diff --git a/global/funcs.go b/global/funcs.go
index 33198ab..c0462db 100644
--- a/global/funcs.go
+++ b/global/funcs.go
@@ -1,18 +1,57 @@
 package global
 
 import (
-    "fmt"
-    "net/http"
-    "strconv"
-    "time"
+	"fmt"
+	"math/rand"
+	"net/http"
+	"strconv"
+	"time"
 
-    "arimelody-web/colour"
+	"arimelody-web/colour"
 )
 
+var PoweredByStrings = []string{
+    "nerd rage",
+    "estrogen",
+    "your mother",
+    "awesome powers beyond comprehension",
+    "jared",
+    "the weight of my sins",
+    "the arc reactor",
+    "AA batteries",
+    "15 euro solar panel from ebay",
+    "magnets, how do they work",
+    "a fax machine",
+    "dell optiplex",
+    "a trans girl's nintendo wii",
+    "BASS",
+    "electricity, duh",
+    "seven hamsters in a big wheel",
+    "girls",
+    "mzungu hosting",
+    "golang",
+    "the state of the world right now",
+    "Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1)",
+    "the good folks at aperture science",
+    "free2play CDs",
+    "aridoodle",
+    "the love of creating",
+    "not for the sake of art; not for the sake of money; we like painting naked people",
+    "30 billion dollars in VC funding",
+}
+
 func DefaultHeaders(next http.Handler) http.Handler {
     return http.HandlerFunc(func(w http.ResponseWriter, r *http.Request) {
         w.Header().Add("Server", "arimelody.me")
-        w.Header().Add("Cache-Control", "max-age=2592000")
+        w.Header().Add("Do-Not-Stab", "1")
+        w.Header().Add("X-Clacks-Overhead", "GNU Terry Pratchett")
+        w.Header().Add("X-Hacker", "spare me please")
+        w.Header().Add("X-Robots-TXT", "'; DROP TABLE pages;")
+        w.Header().Add("X-Thinking-With", "Portals")
+        w.Header().Add(
+            "X-Powered-By",
+            PoweredByStrings[rand.Intn(len(PoweredByStrings))],
+        )
         next.ServeHTTP(w, r)
     })
 }
diff --git a/main.go b/main.go
index 5f2f966..3076623 100644
--- a/main.go
+++ b/main.go
@@ -67,7 +67,10 @@ func main() {
     // start the web server!
     mux := createServeMux()
     fmt.Printf("Now serving at http://127.0.0.1:%d\n", global.Config.Port)
-    log.Fatal(http.ListenAndServe(fmt.Sprintf(":%d", global.Config.Port), global.HTTPLog(mux)))
+    log.Fatal(
+        http.ListenAndServe(fmt.Sprintf(":%d", global.Config.Port), 
+        global.HTTPLog(global.DefaultHeaders(mux)),
+    ))
 }
 
 func createServeMux() *http.ServeMux {